Fuck Yeah Jim Gaffigan!
nostalgiamartyr:

My wife calls me ‘white trash’ because I use ketchup…..on my sushi.
I find it gets rid of the fish flavor.

nostalgiamartyr:

My wife calls me ‘white trash’ because I use ketchup…..on my sushi.

I find it gets rid of the fish flavor.

alintz:

Jim Gaffigan on Whales: Free Preview of Mr. Universe

Jim is going the Louis C.K. direction and selling his show directly.  He has always been super funny so I hope he does well.

I don’t remember if I flushed the toilet…

I need help running this blog
Unpopular opinion of the day

ishyismagic:

The majority of atheists are whiny cry babies who get butt hurt with the slightest most vague reference to a monotheistic faith

yesterdaysmeme:

I’m seeing Jim Gaffigan… December 3rd. 
I can’t wait that long.

yesterdaysmeme:

I’m seeing Jim Gaffigan… December 3rd. 

I can’t wait that long.

Sometimes I regret bringing sexy back.
Jim Gaffigan (via protagonisms)

lexieleeeigh:

Jim Gaffigan is my hero. like. for real.